Brain Fuzz

2003-05-26T00:42:00.000-07:00

This one is a prophet(ess) of SPORK, by notice of First Wife.

2003-05-26T00:41:00.000-07:00

SPORK is second only to Duct Tape. *bows before the altar of grey weaving*

2003-05-13T01:28:00.000-07:00

requires a wall to bash head into.

2003-05-09T21:23:00.000-07:00

Sleep dep? What is this sleep dep? *has crossed over to the other side* so little sleep that the body thinks it's wide awake. Oh dear. *smells the matches burning out*

2003-05-09T04:42:00.000-07:00

Sleep? What is this "sleep"?

2003-05-08T13:06:00.000-07:00

Brain will shortly explode. T-minus ten, nine and three-quarters, two cubed, the first perfect number, optimum boy-band number, pi, cube root of eight, e, 1....kaboom!

2003-05-08T12:59:00.000-07:00

Caffeiiiiine! *shakes fist at the sky* You have failed me!!!!!

2003-05-06T16:05:00.000-07:00

Time needs to be cut into little bitty pieces and rearranged properly. A time-turner would also be nice. However, that allows much opportunity for goofing off.

2003-05-05T10:41:00.000-07:00

Actually, there are spoons. There have to be. They cut better than the knives.

2003-05-05T10:37:00.000-07:00

There is no spoon. There is only the spork.

2003-05-05T01:47:00.000-07:00

Like the omniscient narrator of this blog said, 'ware the spork.